Tuesday

10 Reasons being married is like living with your parents



1. Someone asking you what time you're coming home and God forbid you're a few minutes late, there's hell to pay
2. Someone is there all the time; privacy is a thing of the past
3. You're always worried about being judged for your choices
4. Someone has an opinion about everything you do
5. You're getting yelled at for something
6. You hate going home some nights and wish you had your own place
7. Someone else makes plans for you without consulting you
8. Free will and solo decisions are not an option
9. Someone is telling you what to do all the time
10.Someone dictates how much money you spend and on what

2 Reasons marriage is not like living with your parents

1. Sex (if you're lucky)



2. Divorce